- Keith Donnelly
Stand-up comic, fall-down comedian,
surreal snigger-songwriter, guitar-hero, performance-artist, [tall] story-teller,
philophoser, scriptwriter, [none can] compere, man-of-mystery, inner-childminder,
actor, stuntman, life and soul of the [kids] party, raconteur, author, wit,
half-wit, secret[sh!]-agent, [Vauxhall] astral-traveller, Geordie-cultural-attache,
word-juggler, unexpected clairvoyant, dream-weaver, daydream believer, psycho-linguist,
smile sculptor, [compulsive] lying-tamer, Great-British eccentric, [alleged],
champion tiddly-winker, sanddancer, friend to the pantomime horse, and...
all-round good egg.
Never, ever, offensive - safe to bring your
kids, your mother or your great-great-granny too!
Ths is a great start to the new season!!